1. Be willing to wake up by 6:00am or earlier if you feel like it.
2. You have to know the difference between a Hotwheel and a Matchbox.
3. You have to want to be something cool when you get older. For example: The weasel is going to be a chef and a elk farmer. The Ferret is going to be a veterinarian, firefighter, and there is talk of being an "ostrich rider".
4. You must believe that farts will actually knock down monsters, and will harm bad guys.
5. You must be able to speak Ferret language. It is a special complex language.
6. You must be able to defend yourself with a Lincoln log and a pan lid. This is vital when you are defending the Queen in the playroom.
7. Know that picking up your dirty socks is equivalent to Kryptonite.
8. You must have a borderline obsession for 80's music and mad dance moves.
9. You do not eat regular meat. You eat bull meat.
10. You must be smart, witty, charming, adorable, funny, and loving. You have to balance that with loud, destructive, dirty, curious, and rotten.
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